22.
PA,
Writer.
I like funny shit on the internet.

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

(Source: 420dongsquad)

(Source: gotitforcheap)

nevver:

That’s a big fish, Brian Skerry

(Source: femburton)

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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(Source: fishmech)

theemaggiesauce:

bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

I laughed looking at Professor Farnsworth’s face and imagined him saying “Good News, Everyone!”

We don’t touch…well, not directly. Prophylactically, yes.

(Source: kissthefuture)

(Source: ispeakcauseican)

arise-chicken:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

OKAY OKAY OKAY so you know how certain men are SCARED of testicular cancer checks??? Having a stranger grab their balls? They could do this instead!!!

arise-chicken:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

OKAY OKAY OKAY so you know how certain men are SCARED of testicular cancer checks??? Having a stranger grab their balls? They could do this instead!!!

(Source: srsfunny)